photos and ramblings by a deranged lunatic.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

The Hound of Hell

f/5.6 1/2500 ISO1600
f/5.6 1/2500 ISO1600

This dog is badass! Don't talk shit about this dog, cause this dog is My Dawg, if you know what I'm sayin'. Captured here catching mad air during her favorite past time of catch. I'm vibing off this particular image cause of the total snapshot of "life in motion". One of the things that cameras allow us to do beside record our memories is show us things that have happened, some times before our very eyes, that we didn't notice or happened too quickly. This dog particular dog is pretty lax these days (cause she's old), but this image still captures her youth and love for high speed fun...and her taste in smart sweaters.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

f/5.6 1/80 ISO 200

Fuck you I think flowers are fucking pretty. Yeah bitches, I know this shit is sick. Taken with a shitty kit lens too. Well I guess I can't say shitty cause it apparently can take some pretty nice shots. Shots that if I were an over sexed virgin I'd let you drink my tears shots. Well maybe not that awesome, but still good. Oh and yeah, that shits real. Not some fucking fake ass plastic plant. A real living plant. Why can't a tough guy like fucking plants?! Fuck you.

f/2 1/60 ISO 1600
This shit fucking weirds me out for sure...for.sure.

f/1.8 1/200 ISO 1600

Today an image that dates all the way back to Christmas, which after one day of work already feels like months ago. Yep, I took a picture of Christmas decor in black and white, fuck you. I like the millions of layers you can feel in this picture. The black and white removes any color connotations you have of the the big C and makes you focus on the shapes and lighting. Christmas in a kind of a sadder, yet elegant, world. No not fucking Nightmare Before Christmas. Happy Holidays.

Your Pal,
The Dev

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

f/1.8 1/250 ISO 1600

went to a christmas party the other day and noticed this interesting diorama, the boy himself basking in the glow of electric sex. red light district and jesus. mary "conceives" the boy then goes back to work as a poll dancer?
here's a picture i took of myself without even knowing it. what a vain piece of shit i am. i figured it'd be a fitting first post since you're all probably wondering what the devil looks like.